AN ALBUM REVIEW(?!) of YES “THE QUEST”

An album review?! Okay, yeah, I just had to get this out of me. I am a huge fan of the band Yes. I know, nerdy ol’ me liking prog rock?! Who could’ve guessed? I have parsed through their music like how Hassidim read the Torah. So much of what I know and appreciate about music came from them that their positive contribution to my life has been inestimable.

I listened to the new Yes album “The Quest” and it has presented me with a question. Is an album supposed to fill you with anger and disappointment?

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PATCH NOTES v5.1

Motto: to release and patch!

We’ve come a long way! Initial release and Patches v0.1-0.5 were, admittedly, rocky. The inclusion of the PUBERTY DLC at v0.95 was perhaps a little soon. It just wasn’t ready for primetime and the devs had to scramble to correct bugs with the voice, height, skin textures, and especially the privates. They barely scraped things together in time for patch v1.18 with the addition of the COLLEGE DLC. And… well… we’re sorry about that one. Our bad.

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HOW TO SUMMON THE DARK CHTHONIC GODS IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME

No matter how nice someone is, no matter how peaceful, innocent, or shy, there comes a time when one has to summon the Dark Chthonic Gods™ and make a wasteland out of your immediate area while you dine over the bodies of the desiccated husks that once had jobs and paid taxes.

I mean, everyone goes through this occasionally… like every twenty-three minutes on the dot. Right?

Hello?

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