You know how armies have consistently throughout history prepared for the previous war? I consistently prepare myself for my previous mistake. The upshot is that I live in perpetual fear that I have forgotten something extremely important, but not so important that I would remember it.
The upshotted upshot is that if I knew how to sew my lanyard onto my clothes, I would have.
Welcome to GenCon 2016, Saturday Edition – Day Two (for me)