Just a few days ago, I received the most extraordinary email from someone named Jason Bell at firstname.lastname@example.org. He emailed me with an amazing business offer! See for yourself.Continue reading “I AM BEING BLACKMAILED!”
Do you have a friend with narcolepsy? I have two!
No, I am not going to give you one of them. What is your problem?! First of all, your question seems to indicate a very lax attitude towards human trafficking. Second of all, how am I going to mail one to you?
You have to think these things through.
- Take one egg
- Boil it
I can see from your disapproving glance that more might be needed. Perhaps you’re right and I am just phoning it in using a disconnected Motorola Bravo LX Pager – which you can’t even use as a phone.
You got me.
I was asked to review a couple of services that either I use or some friends use!
They should never have done this.
Are vampires still a thing? Did Twilight kill that at last? Are they still a romantic ideal of some sort – kind of an aristocratic rape-y sort of thing where someone in a higher economic class comes down and robs you of your free will with their eye-ruffies?
I hope not! I like vampires!