NON-MONOGAMY AND YOU… OR US… OR WHATEVER

Human sexuality and attachment: it has been going on for well over sixty years and it’s about time someone put a stop to it. It used to be that you would find one random person, act like it was fate that brought you together, and spend the following decades learning how to see your spouse as the one thing preventing you from being happy.

Ah, the good old days!

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HOW TO SUMMON THE DARK CHTHONIC GODS IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME

No matter how nice someone is, no matter how peaceful, innocent, or shy, there comes a time when one has to summon the Dark Chthonic Gods™ and make a wasteland out of your immediate area while you dine over the bodies of the desiccated husks that once had jobs and paid taxes.

I mean, everyone goes through this occasionally… like every twenty-three minutes on the dot. Right?

Hello?

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