Just a few days ago, I received the most extraordinary email from someone named Jason Bell at firstname.lastname@example.org. He emailed me with an amazing business offer! See for yourself.Continue reading “I AM BEING BLACKMAILED!”
Human sexuality and attachment: it has been going on for well over sixty years and it’s about time someone put a stop to it. It used to be that you would find one random person, act like it was fate that brought you together, and spend the following decades learning how to see your spouse as the one thing preventing you from being happy.
Ah, the good old days!Continue reading “NON-MONOGAMY AND YOU… OR US… OR WHATEVER”
No matter how nice someone is, no matter how peaceful, innocent, or shy, there comes a time when one has to summon the Dark Chthonic Gods™ and make a wasteland out of your immediate area while you dine over the bodies of the desiccated husks that once had jobs and paid taxes.
I mean, everyone goes through this occasionally… like every twenty-three minutes on the dot. Right?
Hello?Continue reading “HOW TO SUMMON THE DARK CHTHONIC GODS IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME”
Did you know that Autistic people have superpowers? Well, apparently we do. I don’t mean we can fly (YET, although we flap), have X-Ray vision, or can command the power of lapwings with our mighty lapwing power. I mean most of us have freaky weird sensitivities.Continue reading “YOUR AUTISTIC SUPERPOWER!”
I have done my best to avoid reading Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris, and Richard Dawkins, despite being an Atheist. Or, more accurately, because I am one.