Does anyone else smell burning hair?

<click>

…Too loud. I think that was the thingy that goes at the top.

…Testing.

…That’s better.

<click, click>

…Okay, trying it ag…

<Pffff>

…Oh, what NOW?! … well, crap. I think I’ve shorted that out. Where did I leave the… am I actually sitting on it? Oh for Chrissakes, if I do…

If I do…

…What?

What?

…What the hell?

What the hell?

…Am I actually hearing myself?

Am I actually hearing myself?

…Oh for Chissakes, what started that?

Oh for Chrissakes, what started that?

…What if I turned this knob?
                                …this knob?
What if I turned

…Well, that’s worse.
Well, that’s worse. 

…And… And…

…Even worse againEven worse again

…Okay, Okay, this this is is assinine assinine

…HowHowdodoIIstopstopthisthisgoddamngoddamnthing?

…Okay, there. It looks like its off.

Dick.

…What the actual fuc…

Zzzzzzzzt!

…SHIT! Okay, I’m over this. Trying it again tomorrow. Either I eat something dead or I’m going to punch someone alive.